Seriously, New Jersey – the South thanks you from the bottom of our heart. We couldn’t possibly bear the burden of stereotypical stupidity all by our lonesome. Every time we think we can’t carry the heavy load of all our mouthbreathing morons and inbred racists for one more second, you guys send in your Jersey Shore VIPs to step in and take the heat off. There is nothing more I enjoy than man-on-the-street interviews on your state’s coastline, and the violence done to fashion, grammar, and the idea of human progress in the process. Sure, we have our Faulkers and you have your Springsteens, but it’s the knucklehead crackers that keep us close as kin. This recently uncovered highlight reel from the 90’s documentary Wildwood is classic anthropological goodness, with a more sympathetic, rounded portrayal than the Jersey Shore genre usually provides. Like, for example, the short Guido Beach below it.